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 Post subject: 3801 Limited versus the RTM - Posting Guidelines
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:13 pm 
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I'm just whacking this up quickly, not because anybody is breaking the rules, but because people seem worried about this.

Right.

Firstly, this isn't Railpage. RP had (has) a problem with too many dickheads coming there to post over this issue (this is not RP's fault, BTW; it is a simple fact that RP is to a certain extent a victim of its own success).

This is RAILBASTARD. 3801 Ltd, the verdant vibrator, the LES, the RTM, Frank Sartor, et cetera are all VALID topics for discussion here. You are NOT about to get Apparatus™ed for posting about them. You are not about to get Apparatus™ed for getting cranky about them. We have a forum that Railpage does not, and that is "Getting Up People" - THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR!!!

Basically, there are only two things you need to remember:
1. There are no special rules for discussing '01/RTM subjects on this board.
2. Beware though - normal rules apply: you can call your fellow railbastard a miserable, goat-blowing cunt, but if you take a "set" against one individual or organisation and you don't post about anything else, you are reminded that the Apparatus™ has a particular liking for devouring one trick ponies. This applies to all topics.

At the time of typing this, the admins have pretty much zero concern about how you lads are handling this issue. Let's keep it that way, but let's also not feel we have to keep quiet on it.

If anybody starts getting out of line, they'll have plenty of warning (you regular blokes that is - trolls take their chances).

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:17 pm 
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I was going to lock this, but I'll leave it open in case anything needs clarifying. Please direct any posts about the issue itself to the other thread though. This thread is just about RB policy.

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I just realised - 3801 (the loco) IS the Apparatus™, isn't it? :shock: :leather:

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:57 pm 
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Silly boy.

3801 is both lubricated and streamlined. The Apparatus™ is neither of those things. :D

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:41 pm 
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The Apparatus™ is a Chessie H7 with flying pumps in the face isn't it?

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:56 pm 
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Let's just say that the Apparatus™ involves a T class Roots blower and the main generator off a Mark I 44 class...

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Dunno I thought that it would go something like this.
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Heh. The clothing and hair's right.

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