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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:57 pm 
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I'm a non-person. As I type this there are no users or guests or anyone online. Woe!


Nope, not here again. Oh! well, seeing as now I'm relegated to the ether I might as well play around a little.I'll change the colour(notice I used Colour, not "color" as the Texonians do. Um! The gorgeous One :notworthy:had her kidneystones smashed yesterday. She's coming on quite well I'm glad that I didn't win that $100 mil on lotto (or whatever it is) last night. I wouldn't like my life to changeI don't really care if I get sex or notIntegrity is more important than money. I wish I'd had a chance to meet Michael Jackson before he diedIt would have been better for Michael Jackson to meet me before he died.If Farah Fawcett had had sex with me.. well, if anyone (girls, that is) their life would have been better. I was going to say something else but God may be the hidden guest on this forum, currently. Well, I might go & have another drink. It was nice talking to me. If God was the hidden guest, maybe he could send me a sign.


It sounds like the vodka diet I'm trying...not allowed to be caught drinking beer for a fortnight! But she did buy me some vodka... :hellokitty


I still haven't worked out which retarded fucker decided to change the spelling of all those "our" words...like "labour" :evil:

Surely a whole proud nation (proud of their nation, not of their spelling) didn't all automatically and without cause or correction start misspelling shit one day....

Fuckers! Up yours, fuck off. :andyou:

Mmmm need more diet drinkies....

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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:37 am 
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At the bottom of the Index page, it says that Google [Bot] is a registered user....bit suss....

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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:17 am 
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Notch, maybe this might help with the Youtube problem...........

http://www.phpbb.com/kb/article/adding-custom-bbcodes-in-phpbb3/

This is way beyond me all this code shit.

Stick that one up your arse!,

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:28 am 
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At the bottom of the Index page, it says that Google [Bot] is a registered user....bit suss....

Yep, noticed this fella is here this morning keeping me company.

Another thing-the smilies are an odd shape, not rounded like on the previous board (or am a I having a Microsoft moment?)

:shock: :notworthy: :D

Its neither here nor your arsehole to me the colour of the board, if it was olive drab background with cuntlip pink writing I'd still use it.


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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:22 am 
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Edenslanding Rail, thanks for that. I think I get what they're asking for and I'll give it a shot.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:53 am 
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You can change the style of the page now, while I can't get the original two back, there's some OKish substitutes.

A good start. I've gone with the redish one (already forgotten what it's called, but it had "red" in the title).

Thanks for all the work in the control room Notch.

edit - seems italics code not working either. I tried it in the original post

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Italics I think is a lower case "i".

Dagnabbit!

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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
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Are you boys at least getting some coin from those fucking ads? :P

Anyone else noticed the treasure chest that's popped up at the bottom?

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ninthnotch wrote:
Italics I think is a lower case "I".

Dagnabbit!

Yeah, I tried typing "[", "i" and "]", as well as clicking in the italics buttony thing, same result any way I did it. They've probably put in some code so that lower case 'I' by itself becomes capital, without thinking about it fucking up the italics code.

edit - noticed when I submitted this there were 3 debug messages at the top of the screen, there are exactly 3 lower case I's by themselves in what I submitted, so that seems like evidence to support what I've written.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:45 am 
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Simes wrote:
Are you boys at least getting some coin from those fucking ads? :P


Use Firefox and the NoScript plugin and you wont see any fucking ads. Or any other ads for that matter :D


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rowie wrote:
Use Firefox and the NoScript plugin and you wont see any fucking ads. Or any other ads for that matter :D



Thanks for that one rowie, works well.

Stick that one up your arse!,

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:59 pm 
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Can the devine mods please enable flash in posts?

It's the only way I can post non-youtube or google videos into the forum, and I've something the bastards might be intererested in...:D


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 Post subject: Re: If the site fucks up between 22-23rd June, don't blame us.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:13 pm 
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Yeah, I've enabled it, should use the Flash code. If it doesn't work...

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Nah, no dice. The little options box underneath the message body when posting a reply, says [flash] is OFF

Nothing in my control panel or settings will allow me to change that.

This might help: http://www.phpbb.com/community/viewtopi ... 35&start=0


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